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A meme
« on: March 28, 2010, 11:27:22 AM »
1.- If I were a fruit I’d be…a strawberry
2.- If I were a color I’d be… green
3.- If I were an animal I’d be… a rooster
4.- If I were a domestic appliance I’d be… a dryer
5.- If I were a book I’d be…
6.- If I were a clothing item I’d be… bra (lol)
7.- If I were a jewel I’d be… a diamond
8.- If I were an object I’d be… a credit card
9.- If I were a car I’d be… a Nissan S15
10.- If I were an element I’d be… mercury
11.- If I were a tree I’d be… strawberry tree
12.- If I were a drink I’d be… a cup of tea
13.- If I were an ice cream flavor I’d be… rocky road
14.- If I were a person I’d be… Myself
15.- If I were a planet I’d be… Saturn
16.- If I were an insect I’d be… a butterfly
17.- If I were public transport I’d be… an underground
18.- If I were a song I’d be… To them streets belong - Rise Against
19.- If I were a movie I’d be… REC
20.- If I were a season I’d be… spring
21.- If I were a flower I’d be… a rose
22.- If I were a job I’d be…
23.- If I were a cartoon I’d be… Shongoku ?
24.- If I were a place I’d be… my home
25.- If I were a gift I’d be… handmade and from the heart
26.- If I were a memory I’d be…
27.- If I were a city I’d be… Las Vegas
28.- If I were a sense I’d be… taste
29.- If I were a game I’d be… Live for Speed
30.- If I were a candy I’d be… Choccolate
31.- If I were a time of the day I’d be… midnight
32.- If I were an invention I’d be…
33.- If I were a bodypart I’d be… girl’s ass
34.- If I were a country I’d be… Hungary
35.- If I were a flavor I’d be… mint chocolate
36.- If I were a sport I’d be… drifting
37.- If I were a smell I’d be… coffee bean
38.- If I were a subject I’d be… history
39.- If I were a flag I’d be… red, white, green (hungarian flag)
40.- If I were a building I’d be… Emipre Statebuilding
41.- If I were a month I’d be… July
42.- If I were a perfume I’d be…
43.- If I were a gummy candy I’d be… gummy bear
45.- If I were a toy I’d be… a matchbox
46.- If I were a textile I’d be…
47.- If I were a shape I’d be… triangle
48.- If I were an answer I’d be… depends on what the question is
49.- If I were an instrument I’d be… a guitar
50.- If I were a word I’d be… astonishing
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Re: A meme
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2010, 01:40:23 PM »
1.- If I were a fruit I’d be…a banana
2.- If I were a color I’d be… Ultra Violet (sneaking unseen upon the ladies, lol)
3.- If I were an animal I’d be… Koala (just hangin' around chillin' with me mates doin' nothing)
4.- If I were a domestic appliance I’d be… uhhh... Vibrator? lol
5.- If I were a book I’d be… the Bible (so I can let stupid people do all stupid things I want, haha)
6.- If I were a clothing item I’d be… A tight light grey girls T-Shirt (don't ask, its a fetish  :D)
7.- If I were a jewel I’d be… Emerald (love the look of those)
8.- If I were an object I’d be… a paperclip (simple but usefull)
9.- If I were a car I’d be… a Eunos Roadster (could explane why. but I think nobody is waiting for that, haha)
10.- If I were an element I’d be… (I think they meen Earth, Water, Fire or Air). Water (since its the source of all forms life)
11.- If I were a tree I’d be… Bamboe (growing really fast)
12.- If I were a drink I’d be… Oasis (They don't sell it in Holland, but as soon as I'm in France again I away buy asmuch of this stuff as i can carry. lol)
13.- If I were an ice cream flavor I’d be… pistachio with vanilla (YUM!)
14.- If I were a person I’d be… Alizée Jackotey (I'd be looking at myself in the mirror 24/7 and drooling)
15.- If I were a planet I’d be… Earth
16.- If I were an insect I’d be… Ant (Massiv power for such a lil thing)
17.- If I were public transport I’d be… Plane (atleast you get to travel around)
18.- If I were a song I’d be… Strani Amori (so touching:
Laura Pausini - Strani amori
snif snif)
19.- If I were a movie I’d be… The 6th Sense
20.- If I were a season I’d be… Spring
21.- If I were a flower I’d be… Edelweiss (I only grow at gorgiouse places and everybody who touches me ends up in jail, haha)
22.- If I were a job I’d be… CEO of Nissan
23.- If I were a cartoon I’d be… Kuifje (or Rin Tin Tin as some of you know it)
24.- If I were a place I’d be… Some cute lovely Frensh town in the Loire district
25.- If I were a gift I’d be… a massiv hug (material things never can replace love)
26.- If I were a memory I’d be… I'll keep this one private if you don't mind
27.- If I were a city I’d be… (Hmmm... hard one) Tours?
28.- If I were a sense I’d be… sight (still able to see and communicate)
29.- If I were a game I’d be… Spel zonder Grenzen (Or Jeux sans Frontier as some of you know it)
30.- If I were a candy I’d be… I dont like candy ^^
31.- If I were a time of the day I’d be… The sun going down
32.- If I were an invention I’d be… A invitation to heaven (depending who I'm adressed to ofc)
33.- If I were a bodypart I’d be… Eyes (nothing can beat a gorgiouse set one eyes)
34.- If I were a country I’d be… Holland in the early '90s
35.- If I were a flavor I’d be… Fresh
36.- If I were a sport I’d be… Drifting
37.- If I were a smell I’d be… The smell of dew on a hot summer morning (gotta love it!)
38.- If I were a subject I’d be… Philosophy
39.- If I were a flag I’d be… Red/White blocked (and no, this has nothing to do with Croatia tough it looks the same)
40.- If I were a building I’d be… Chateau Chenonceau
41.- If I were a month I’d be… May
42.- If I were a perfume I’d be… idk, a nice one atleast
43.- If I were a gummy candy I’d be… As i said, i don't like candy
45.- If I were a toy I’d be… a girls toy ^^
46.- If I were a textile I’d be… something light grey and tight
47.- If I were a shape I’d be… a circle
48.- If I were an answer I’d be… Yes we can!
49.- If I were an instrument I’d be… Bagpipes (love those  things)
50.- If I were a word I’d be… Zakje (Most awesome Dutch word, or in english "bag".
Comedy Factory - Zakje (John Fealey)
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Re: A meme
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2010, 02:14:44 PM »
18.- If I were a song I’d be… Strani Amori (so touching: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olyaAYalReE Laura Pausini - Strani amori[/url] snif snif)

18.- If I were a song I’d be… Moi Lolita (so touching:
[HQ] Alizee - Moi... Lolita
Laura Pausini - Strani amori snif snif)
Sorry mate, just had to clear that up for ya

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Re: A meme
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2010, 02:29:57 PM »
18.- If I were a song I’d be… Strani Amori (so touching: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olyaAYalReE Laura Pausini - Strani amori[/url] snif snif)

18.- If I were a song I’d be… Moi Lolita (so touching: [HQ] Alizee - Moi... LolitaLaura Pausini - Strani amori snif snif)
Sorry mate, just had to clear that up for ya


Freak! Can you read my mind? First thing that popped in my head was "Moi Lolita"! But I tought that would be a bit to obviouse.  :D

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Re: A meme
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2010, 03:19:08 PM »
1.- If I were a fruit I’d be…a kiwi
2.- If I were a color I’d be… red
3.- If I were an animal I’d be… a dawg
4.- If I were a domestic appliance I’d be… a microwave
5.- If I were a book I’d be… I DONT READ BOOKS YAW DIGG?
6.- If I were a clothing item I’d be… panties
7.- If I were a jewel I’d be… a ring
8.- If I were an object I’d be… sex object
9.- If I were a car I’d be… a Toyota Chaser
10.- If I were an element I’d be…rubber
11.- If I were a tree I’d be… mango tree
12.- If I were a drink I’d be… banana smootheee
13.- If I were an ice cream flavor I’d be… cho-co-la-te
14.- If I were a person I’d be… i am a person ***
15.- If I were a planet I’d be… earth?
16.- If I were an insect I’d be… a beetle :D
17.- If I were public transport I’d be… an airplane
18.- If I were a song I’d be… Blue Foundation- Eyes On Fire
19.- If I were a movie I’d be… AVATARRRAWR
20.- If I were a season I’d be… winter
21.- If I were a flower I’d be… a Selaginella umbrosa yaw digg?
22.- If I were a job I’d be… if i will say i might get banned
23.- If I were a cartoon I’d be… SCOOBY
24.- If I were a place I’d be… Candy shop
25.- If I were a gift I’d be… Chocolate Box
26.- If I were a memory I’d be… fantasy memory
27.- If I were a city I’d be… Las Vegas
28.- If I were a sense I’d be… Touch
29.- If I were a game I’d be… Live for Speed
30.- If I were a candy I’d be… Choccolate
31.- If I were a time of the day I’d be… sunrise
32.- If I were an invention I’d be… ipod touch
33.- If I were a bodypart I’d be… BOOBIESS
34.- If I were a country I’d be… Israel? (a small one with a sexy ass)
35.- If I were a flavor I’d be… mint
36.- If I were a sport I’d be… xtream sports
37.- If I were a smell I’d be… AXE
38.- If I were a subject I’d be… Science
39.- If I were a flag I’d be… Yellow (no idea why)
40.- If I were a building I’d be… that tall one that was just built in dubai..
41.- If I were a month I’d be… June
42.- If I were a perfume I’d be… a good one
43.- If I were a gummy candy I’d be…gummm
45.- If I were a toy I’d be… a Sex toy
46.- If I were a textile I’d be… grungy one
47.- If I were a shape I’d be… box
48.- If I were an answer I’d be… YES
49.- If I were an instrument I’d be… drums
50.- If I were a word I’d be… MEH COOL YA SEE?
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Re: A meme
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2010, 03:13:51 PM »
10.- If I were an element I’d be…rubber
Wow.

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Re: A meme
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2010, 03:15:14 PM »
I know why you are confused
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