1.- If I were a fruit I’d be…a banana
2.- If I were a color I’d be… Ultra Violet (sneaking unseen upon the ladies, lol)
3.- If I were an animal I’d be… Koala (just hangin' around chillin' with me mates doin' nothing)
4.- If I were a domestic appliance I’d be… uhhh... Vibrator? lol
5.- If I were a book I’d be… the Bible (so I can let stupid people do all stupid things I want, haha)
6.- If I were a clothing item I’d be… A tight light grey girls T-Shirt (don't ask, its a fetish

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7.- If I were a jewel I’d be… Emerald (love the look of those)
8.- If I were an object I’d be… a paperclip (simple but usefull)
9.- If I were a car I’d be… a Eunos Roadster (could explane why. but I think nobody is waiting for that, haha)
10.- If I were an element I’d be… (I think they meen Earth, Water, Fire or Air). Water (since its the source of all forms life)
11.- If I were a tree I’d be… Bamboe (growing really fast)
12.- If I were a drink I’d be… Oasis (They don't sell it in Holland, but as soon as I'm in France again I away buy asmuch of this stuff as i can carry. lol)
13.- If I were an ice cream flavor I’d be… pistachio with vanilla (YUM!)
14.- If I were a person I’d be… Alizée Jackotey (I'd be looking at myself in the mirror 24/7 and drooling)
15.- If I were a planet I’d be… Earth
16.- If I were an insect I’d be… Ant (Massiv power for such a lil thing)
17.- If I were public transport I’d be… Plane (atleast you get to travel around)
18.- If I were a song I’d be… Strani Amori (so touching:
snif snif)
19.- If I were a movie I’d be… The 6th Sense
20.- If I were a season I’d be… Spring
21.- If I were a flower I’d be… Edelweiss (I only grow at gorgiouse places and everybody who touches me ends up in jail, haha)
22.- If I were a job I’d be… CEO of Nissan
23.- If I were a cartoon I’d be… Kuifje (or Rin Tin Tin as some of you know it)
24.- If I were a place I’d be… Some cute lovely Frensh town in the Loire district
25.- If I were a gift I’d be… a massiv hug (material things never can replace love)
26.- If I were a memory I’d be… I'll keep this one private if you don't mind
27.- If I were a city I’d be… (Hmmm... hard one) Tours?
28.- If I were a sense I’d be… sight (still able to see and communicate)
29.- If I were a game I’d be… Spel zonder Grenzen (Or Jeux sans Frontier as some of you know it)
30.- If I were a candy I’d be… I dont like candy ^^
31.- If I were a time of the day I’d be… The sun going down
32.- If I were an invention I’d be… A invitation to heaven (depending who I'm adressed to ofc)
33.- If I were a bodypart I’d be… Eyes (nothing can beat a gorgiouse set one eyes)
34.- If I were a country I’d be… Holland in the early '90s
35.- If I were a flavor I’d be… Fresh
36.- If I were a sport I’d be… Drifting
37.- If I were a smell I’d be… The smell of dew on a hot summer morning (gotta love it!)
38.- If I were a subject I’d be… Philosophy
39.- If I were a flag I’d be… Red/White blocked (and no, this has nothing to do with Croatia tough it looks the same)
40.- If I were a building I’d be… Chateau Chenonceau
41.- If I were a month I’d be… May
42.- If I were a perfume I’d be… idk, a nice one atleast
43.- If I were a gummy candy I’d be… As i said, i don't like candy
45.- If I were a toy I’d be… a girls toy ^^
46.- If I were a textile I’d be… something light grey and tight
47.- If I were a shape I’d be… a circle
48.- If I were an answer I’d be… Yes we can!
49.- If I were an instrument I’d be… Bagpipes (love those things)
50.- If I were a word I’d be… Zakje (Most awesome Dutch word, or in english "bag".
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