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Offline WarLock

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A smart sentence? Post it!
« on: March 16, 2010, 03:37:31 PM »
Ye, lemme start with this :
Heaven is an awesome place, though I have more relatives in hell  :)
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Re: A smart sentence? Post it!
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2010, 03:43:41 PM »
Televisions run on smoke. They stop working when the smoke comes out.
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« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2010, 03:51:03 PM »
Never regret.


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« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2010, 04:21:42 PM »
Before i wanted to be a priest...but i never had great relations with childrens.
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Re: A smart sentence? Post it!
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2010, 07:09:35 PM »
"Yea i used to listen to that band.. Then i became straight."
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« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2010, 12:22:25 AM »
''Always look on the bright side of life.''

Always Look On The Bright Side of Life


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« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2010, 07:53:33 PM »
Quote from: Kiyo» on March 16, 2010, 08:41:36 PM
Quote from: Waďder on March 16, 2010, 08:18:00 PM
I'm mostor.

You wish you were

You wish I'm serious when I say that...
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Re: A smart sentence? Post it!
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2010, 08:33:52 PM »
Quote from: Waďder on March 18, 2010, 07:53:33 PM
Quote from: Kiyo» on March 16, 2010, 08:41:36 PM
Quote from: Waďder on March 16, 2010, 08:18:00 PM
I'm mostor.

You wish you were

You wish I'm serious when I say that...

I wish I was French does that count ?
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« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2010, 08:38:11 AM »
When your kids ask how Santa gets around the world so quickly in one night, just tell them the truth. His sleigh is powered by an 2JZ!
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« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2010, 05:06:01 PM »
Life starts at 250km/h....And ends at a missed turn.
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« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2010, 08:55:53 PM »
Happiness is just a clutch kick away
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« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2010, 01:39:28 AM »
The best engine in the world is the ******, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so ****ing temperamental.

Hopefully it's not over the top  ::)
And if you don't know what the ***** part means you need to do study girls anatomy.
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« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2010, 07:11:29 AM »
Quote from: Might on March 20, 2010, 01:39:28 AM
The best engine in the world is the ******, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so ****ing temperamental.

Hopefully it's not over the top  ::)
And if you don't know what the ***** part means you need to do study girls anatomy.


Lotus Omnivore engine!

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« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2010, 07:11:55 AM »
"Why doesnt bar sell drinks to drunk people, when McDonald's sell food for fat people?"
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Re: A smart sentence? Post it!
« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2010, 07:26:38 AM »
i spillled spot remover on my dog, now he's gone
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