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Re: A smart sentence? Post it!
« Reply #15 on: April 12, 2010, 08:19:32 AM »
COD 4 is a hooker that always makes you happy... MW2 is like a hooker with AIDS
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Re: A smart sentence? Post it!
« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2010, 09:35:36 AM »
- Women eh! Boob jobs, nose jobs, teeth bleaching, tummy tucks, liposuction, colonic irrigation, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellys and clits, eyebrows plucked, bikini wax, armpits shaved, lips tattooed, legs waxed, diets, exercise but they won't take it up the arse cause it 'hurts'.
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Re: A smart sentence? Post it!
« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2010, 11:19:27 AM »
Life sucks, then you find a wife who doesn't.
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Re: A smart sentence? Post it!
« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2010, 11:21:45 AM »
Hats off to the Icelandic people.
First they declared themselves bankrupt...
Then they set their island on fire....
Anyone else smell the mother of all insurance frauds?
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Re: A smart sentence? Post it!
« Reply #19 on: April 27, 2010, 09:38:01 AM »
Haha. The last three are hilarious.  :D
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Re: A smart sentence? Post it!
« Reply #20 on: April 27, 2010, 03:02:36 PM »
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.
She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".
So he stabs her & nicks her purse.

*flamesuit on*
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Re: A smart sentence? Post it!
« Reply #21 on: April 28, 2010, 10:25:43 AM »
Quote from: TheBrabo on April 25, 2010, 09:35:36 AM
- Women eh! Boob jobs, nose jobs, teeth bleaching, tummy tucks, liposuction, colonic irrigation, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellys and clits, eyebrows plucked, bikini wax, armpits shaved, lips tattooed, legs waxed, diets, exercise but they won't take it up the arse cause it 'hurts'.

This was a good one!

lol'd! :P
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Re: A smart sentence? Post it!
« Reply #22 on: May 02, 2010, 02:06:52 PM »
If the world did not suck, it would all fall apart.
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Re: A smart sentence? Post it!
« Reply #23 on: May 02, 2010, 02:33:37 PM »
Science flies you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.
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« Reply #24 on: May 24, 2010, 06:24:28 AM »
Now we know why married women weigh more.
Single women go home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women go
home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge!
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Re: A smart sentence? Post it!
« Reply #25 on: May 24, 2010, 06:32:07 AM »
lol, good one Aatu. Ok imma try to translate a hungarian joke to english :
A woman goes to the almshouse...
- I want a dog that is strong, and well taught.
Says the man :
- Well, we have a Karate Pitbull.
- Hahaha, sure... - says the blonde.
- Tell him anything, and it will be done - says the man.
- Karate Pitbull, the fence.
Then the pitbull takes the fence apart
- Karate Pitbull, the house.
The pitbull takes the house apart also.
- Okay, it's gonna be good. I'll take it.
She shows it to her husband.
- Look sweetheart, a Karate Pitbull.
The husband :
- Karate pitbull my ass!!!!
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