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Chuck Norris Facts
« on: October 31, 2010, 02:47:09 PM »
Ah.. chuck norris.. i love him
post some cool facts\lines about chuck norris
hopefully this topic will survive

Ima start:

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was-  Alien and predator vs chuck norris
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.


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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2010, 02:56:40 PM »
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact he invented the whole spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2010, 02:57:21 PM »
C-Day is my hero.

They see me rollin', they hatin.

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2010, 05:19:06 AM »
Chuck Norris' account at match.com was immediately terminated because nobody is a match for Chuck Norris.

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2010, 11:37:13 AM »
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

i loled  :D
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